Bill Elliott x Larry (The AR ?? ? Guy)

Cornzone4 Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:05 am

A long, hard day has passed for racing sensation Bill Elliott as he has just beaten Kyle Petty for the 50th time. Getting home, he slowly walks to the Elliott bedroom, where he slowly takes off his clothes and changes into a Elliottgina thong. With his manly chest hair popping out, his muscles flexing, and his hair blowing in the wind, he turns around to find someone in his bed, the man known as Larry. Curious as to why there is an already half naked man named Larry lying in his bed, Bill Elliott tries to talk but is quickly cut off by Larry, who puts his finger over Bill's lips. Slowly inching towards him, Larry can feel the chest hair from Bill, and Larry leans over to Elliott's right ear, as Elliott can feel Larry's breath on his neck, which sends shivers up and down his spine. Leaning even more forward, Larry finally says something, "AR ?? ?"

Hugging Bill tighter and tighter, slowly moving his arms around his back, Larry continues, "If i told you I need to live here cause I lost at Jeopardy, would you hold it against me?" With the hair on Bill's chest now standing straight up, Bill pushes him away and looks straight into his eyes, which are filled with love and passion for Bill. "You had me at AR ?? ?" says Bill as he french kisses him and leads him onto the comfy bed.

Larry now grabs Bill's car stick and moves it from side to side as Bill slowly kisses his neck. Looking in Bill's eyes now, Larry whispers to him, "you've won the race to my heart." As that is said, Bill pulls out the 12 inch car out of the garage. Looking at it, Larry licks his lips and mouths to himself, "AR ?? ?" And as he says that, Bill parks his car in Larry's garage and slowly begins reversing in and out. 20 minutes in the race, Larry begins shouting, "AR ?? ?, AR ?? ?, I'M GONNA AR ?? ?" And as Larry screams, Bill came across the finish line, and his car fluids run down Larry's body.